Return of the King

Ever wonder why that vast, and I do mean vast, sad pile of often-promised, endlessly delayed and usually never delivered software, game ideas and profoundly useless metal things with too many buttons—all usually promised to improve our lives or, at the very least, the entertainment value of such—didn’t occasion its own award show to celebrate the worst of the worst?

Wonder no more. Wired offers up its Vaporware ’06 Awards.